Birthday Wishes for Marissa
Here are my birthday wishes especially for Marissa:
- May your new rubber boots last forever.
- May Mike know what to do with them.
- May your boobs always be the topic of discussion and/or crude art.
- Should you break your arm in California, may you find a sword to plant in Arizona.
- And finally…may you find the perfect squirrel with elephantitus of the balls. (Please correct me if you know the proper spelling for the aforementioned disease. Thanks.)
Love, Mighmi
posted by arob at 12:55 AM
4 Comments:
According to Wikipedia, it's elephantitis, but even more correct is elephantiasis, because elephantitis redirects to elephentiatis. Try it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephantitis
Who's Mighmi?
Marissa's the best!
So I read a couple of those backwards. In my eyes/head, it should still be read that way.
"May your boobs always be the topic of discussion and/or crude art" should precede "May Mike know what to do with them."
I mean, it only makes sense, right?
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