When the Lights—Go Down—in the Ci-ity…

and the sun-shines-onnnn the bay, oooo, I wanna be th-Ere in my CIty, woo-oh-oh...oh-woo-oh-woo-oh-oh-oh…

I don’t actually know if that song is about San Francisco, but somebody started singing it from day one of my trip, and it’s been stuck in my head ever since. Let’s just hope it takes less time to exit my brain than Janet Jackson’s “Nasty Boys,” which I had the misfortune to have had trapped in my brain the entire time I backpacked Europe. Seriously—I think that it lasted an unprecedented three months at the top of my involuntary brain chart. Who’s jammin’ to my nasty brew? NaAsty boys—don’t mean a thing...AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I don’t even know where to begin with blogging about my San Franadventure. I want to sit down and write about it in a way that will do the trip justice, but wants are often unrealistic, no? I think that in the interest of actually completing a post, I’ll just have to post highlight pictures and captions, and you guys can fill in the blanks as you please. Perhaps it is more fun that way anyway.

I will say this much about the experience: I would totally make out with San Francisco. I am not sure if it would be a long-term relationship, but I am definitely attracted…

Here's the obligatory "Full House" shot in honor of Kristin.

We stayed in this beautiful downtown loft---which belongs to Mr. and Mrs. Kane.

Mr. Kane also happens to be a "NeverNude".

We gave ourselves rocket boobs, and biked across the Golden Gate bridge.

The fog is definitely NOT messing around there.

We shopped A LOT, and dined at San Fran's finest.

KT--modeling a cape she wanted to buy, which made some guy in the store VERY horny.

I finally met THE (charming) Kelly Taylor and the whole Bay Area Swabbie crowd. Thanks for the memories. I hope that this isn't the last time we have the chance to cross paths. I do feel bad for crashing your (the Rusten's) going-away party, though. Sorry about that.

"Good game!" The Roberts-Kane Solid Gold Duo are shown here accepting their award from the competition's MC.

Sushi. Chocolate.

Pirates.

Redwoods. Seriously much bigger in person (foliage--whatever). You have to see them for yourself.

I think that it is always best to end with the Big Tree shot.

San Fran--you were a good time all around, so thanks.